I’ve been really enjoying trilium as an open source alternative but fair warning it’s not as polished as Obsidian

Matrix is great but it’s got the same problem as every other communication service, it’s only useful when other people are on it.

I use it and encourage my friends to but they just look at me like I’m crazy

at the rate the Senate’s spine is deteriorating i suspect it to slip by their scoliotic corpse within a couple years.

I swear my wife waits till she gets headaches and needs to eat, I always offer to cook but for some reason the migraines are the real decider of when we eat

now this is what I call a Dom

my carrier provides me a service where it puts my voicemails in text form and I could never go back

thanks for the first ever, funny minions meme

I can’t wait for all of the republicans at work to be told what to think. I’ll enjoy hearing how they try to sell me on PBS being biased.

here is a list of compatible banking apps, however the list is crowd sourced so trust but verify.

the way I’ve always put it is you have an idea of who you want to be and you have to work to be that person every day and it’s okay to fall it’s okay to fail but it’s important that you keep trying.

are there even any posts left?

Of course that would require them to have ethics as well.

kinky

“there seems to be a disconnect”

is my favorite professional way to say what the fuck are you talking about?

what is this!? a cheese wheel for ants?

I’ve always wanted to buy one of those big Cheese wheels but let’s be real it’s going to be expensive and then I’m committed to just one type of cheese forever.

careful we don’t want to alienate centerist voters!

absolute hero thanks

lateral thinking, i guess