my smart underpants can deliver an electric shock to make me bust then count my sperm

don’t forget caleb hearon

In case I want to use a OS that still works

my only complaint with tidal is they such at properly assigning music to the correct artists. i’ve opened tickets by contacting their twitter and they sometimes fix the issue but only until the next release of a song

stop bullying me 😭

actually your wrong

don’t i have to have hookworm to give it to someone?

no he was talking about the porn parody of the show

gotta have money to live they should do whatever they want to make money as long as it isn’t harming anyone.

sex work is work no different than other jobs other than puritanical stigma against it

i drink cigs and smoke beer

Tiles are a lifesaver i wish there was a more privacy respecting possibly open source solution

haha this gets me a lot

haha same

what brand? i tried a biobidet and was horribly disappointed with the water strength compared to my cold non electric

people said the same thing about books, radio, television, and movies at one time or another

This is a common setup companies use as a financial incentive. However, the vast majority of companies maintain a board or president with a controlling majority. Employees may get some returns on their shares but they do not have control over the company.

so you think vegans were attacking her? seems like you’re an idiot

Meat eaters can’t stand animal rights activists