Wasn’t Jander the hobot?

This wasn’t police, it was council enforcement officers. People too stupid to get into the police.

Those of us behind Hadrian’s Firewall thank you.

with only a finite initial store of energy, only a finite number of thoughts can ever be processed. This “thermal death” of the universe prevents the infinite hibernation and computation trick from working, thus rendering Dyson’s eternal intelligence scenario impossible in a universe with a positive cosmological constant.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

ICE as in Internal Combustion Engine, or as in the US neo-brownshirts?

My guess is that he fumbled saying “you’re the best thing since sliced bread”. He’s probably now cringing and mentally kicking himself for it.

Was fucking kids part of his cover too?

OK, Donald J. Trump. He was a democrat at the height of his Kiddy-Diddling-with-Jeff phase.

To be fair, he’s done a lot for the UK’s republican movement.

It’s not called the “middle of the earth” sea for nothing.

With your back up against the wall, you’d still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you’d either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

I guess they feel being capable of a romantic relationship is a sign of having compassion. Unacceptable.

I’m a teenager with the mindset of a 9 year old (according to my neighbour), I work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay cause he’s a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally r*tarded, and all we ever do together is stupid shit. I can’t leave my home town because I never learned how to drive, plus everytime I try I fail my driver’s test.

And you know what the worst part is?

I LIVE IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE IN ALBANIA

You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.

I’m guessing the Germans fined them in US dollars because he was driving in mph. I’m sure they would have been OK doing 320 kph.

Only until the entire race contracts a nasty virulent disease from a dirty telephone.

Lemmy poster Erusuoyera says pope is catholic.

It’s been a long road
Gettin’ from there to here
It’s been a long time
But my time is finally near…

Sang the droplet.

Uppercase certainly explains a lot.