Loving the combo of camo and hi-vis.

I’m going to guess by here you mean Scotland (given your username). An MOT (annual inspection) is not a service. The inspection is just to ensure the car is road worthy. Oil and filter changes, for example, are not a part of it.

Is it for engaging light speed?

That’s all us euros would expect from a nation comprised of the rest of the world’s rejects.

The vapidness of the original message is what makes the memes work.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/01/us/empire-state-building-banner

Let’s do the timewarp again.

There’s around 15 000 satellites in orbit. Imagine there was only 15K cars on earth, and they could drive everywhere at random. How long do you think it would be before you even saw one, let alone there was a collision. Now imagine the area is much bigger, has an extra spacial dimension, and is being tracked and controlled.

Edit. There is, on average, a similar number of planes in the air as satellites, and mid-air collisions are extremely rare and usually only happen at choke-points like airports.

Veuve Clicquot. Nearly all the right letters, just the wrong order.

I think it’s a rule that countries that have been conquered by the french have to use those colours.

There’s some strong “OK Grandpa, let’s get you back to bed” energy going on here.

Or Trumps pubic bone.

I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?

It’s just dynamic pricing.

Going to a bar and having a shot of booze won’t really harm you, but if you’re the bartender and have to have a shot every time a customer does, it will.

It’s a Scottish Aperol spritz.

I genuinely think Ferrari deliberately designed a boring looking EV so they can say “See, our customers don’t want EV’s, let’s never do one again.”

The UK is an island. A wet one full of rivers, lochs, lakes, ponds and streams. I guess we just fence all those too.

One of my favourite is when The Sn newspaper in the UK proudly boasted that 90%(ish, IDK) of it’s readers preferred The Sn. That’s everyone who buys The S*n, who responded to the survey, and still a large proportion don’t like it.

Edit. Asterisks fucked the formatting.

I’d second Portugal. You could spend a week in Lisbon for culture , museums and shopping, then hop on the train to a beach resort in the Algarve for the partying and swimming.