Yep, might be a bit wonky. Thought about leaving it, cover with a bandage and hope for the best, but went to hospital just in case. Glad I did, open fracture and stitches required. Nurses and doctors were great, glad I did.

I know this is a NIN reference but no, the doctor decided the stitches would hurt less than the lidocaine injection. But yes, did get a tenanus shot.

The same, but with an index finger that now and forever won’t point straight.

…ly fucking stupid. I am stunned at my own idiocy.

The only thing that’s real

So…you know how sometimes vehicles sound a bit rough, and you think " I’ll look at YouTube" and youtube says maybe it the wheel bearing, and you jack it up and spin the wheel and listen and see if it is the wheel bearing? What youtube (and common sense) doesn’t say is don’t put your finger in the rim to spin it, because there’s a caliper there. Trust, you do not want your finger in between a wheel and a caliper when you are trying to spin the drive wheel as hard as you can.

Loving the combo of camo and hi-vis.

I’m going to guess by here you mean Scotland (given your username). An MOT (annual inspection) is not a service. The inspection is just to ensure the car is road worthy. Oil and filter changes, for example, are not a part of it.

Is it for engaging light speed?

That’s all us euros would expect from a nation comprised of the rest of the world’s rejects.

The vapidness of the original message is what makes the memes work.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/01/us/empire-state-building-banner

Let’s do the timewarp again.

There’s around 15 000 satellites in orbit. Imagine there was only 15K cars on earth, and they could drive everywhere at random. How long do you think it would be before you even saw one, let alone there was a collision. Now imagine the area is much bigger, has an extra spacial dimension, and is being tracked and controlled.

Edit. There is, on average, a similar number of planes in the air as satellites, and mid-air collisions are extremely rare and usually only happen at choke-points like airports.

Veuve Clicquot. Nearly all the right letters, just the wrong order.

I think it’s a rule that countries that have been conquered by the french have to use those colours.

There’s some strong “OK Grandpa, let’s get you back to bed” energy going on here.

Or Trumps pubic bone.

I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?

It’s just dynamic pricing.