I would love to replace work van with an electric one, but so far it’s not possible for one main reason (other than cost)…I often tow quite heavy trailers and my diesel can tow 2500kg, but every electric van I’ve looked at can only tow 750kg. Maybe it’s something to do with that?

It could be argued that anyone who was not in a horrific air crash is luckier.

Why are Nobel prizes so highly revered when they originate from an explosives manufacturer?

“Chav” doesn’t mean working class though. It’s a type of working class person, sure, but not all working class people by any stretch.

Edit. In fact I’m sure it could be applied to middle and upper class (particularly new money) people too. ie driving a white range rover in ones designer tracksuit is pretty chavvy.

Around 2.7 kilometres.

*Order of magnitude out.

Wasn’t Jander the hobot?

This wasn’t police, it was council enforcement officers. People too stupid to get into the police.

Those of us behind Hadrian’s Firewall thank you.

with only a finite initial store of energy, only a finite number of thoughts can ever be processed. This “thermal death” of the universe prevents the infinite hibernation and computation trick from working, thus rendering Dyson’s eternal intelligence scenario impossible in a universe with a positive cosmological constant.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

ICE as in Internal Combustion Engine, or as in the US neo-brownshirts?

My guess is that he fumbled saying “you’re the best thing since sliced bread”. He’s probably now cringing and mentally kicking himself for it.

Was fucking kids part of his cover too?

OK, Donald J. Trump. He was a democrat at the height of his Kiddy-Diddling-with-Jeff phase.

To be fair, he’s done a lot for the UK’s republican movement.

It’s not called the “middle of the earth” sea for nothing.

With your back up against the wall, you’d still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you’d either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

I guess they feel being capable of a romantic relationship is a sign of having compassion. Unacceptable.

I’m a teenager with the mindset of a 9 year old (according to my neighbour), I work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay cause he’s a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally r*tarded, and all we ever do together is stupid shit. I can’t leave my home town because I never learned how to drive, plus everytime I try I fail my driver’s test.

And you know what the worst part is?

I LIVE IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE IN ALBANIA

You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.