lol. Of course, ®.
lol. Of course, ®.
Bro wtf. I can’t pay for a parking spot without a feckin app.
Rabid nationalism and imperial fervor in russia go back centuries, to the duchy of Moscow.
Similar experience, if less severe. I was able to use rubbers at least some of the time, but they went the hell away as soon as the relationship became serious.
One thing that helped was making sure the damn thing was the right size. For all you youngins reading.
Just get some fat Asian guy with a bad haircut to call him “your excellency” and shit like that, there’s zero chance he has the mental capacity to discern reality from fantasy.
Because they haven’t bayoneted their dictator up the arse?
Nice
This is insanely myopic. By your logic, we’d better be on the lookout for Kamikazes.
Come on, bro. We all know the deal. Netanyahu is one of those cretins who considers the two-state solution to be invalid.
Notice how china and the USA never bother waving their nuclear dicks in the air. Fucking Pakistan doesn’t bother with that shit. The blyats, on the other hand, have promised nuclear war how many times, now?
These fucking idiot blyats can’t take a lesson from history. TF they think is gonna happen, Ukraine is just going to roll over? It’s going to be a long, bloody war of attrition, and in the end, the defenders always win.
USSS is on this guy like flies on shit and you’d better believe he’s not going anywhere if he loses the election. TF do you think Harris is gonna do, just be like “yeah, that trump guy, fuck him, whatever.” Everyone knows that he’s a tremendous national security risk (which truly blows my mind - assholes are going to actively vote to sabotage their own country).
Wife and I are home alone during the school day on Monday.
HR is valuable only at the margins, when someone is a real PITA and needs to be fired, or when there’s some niche legal employment issue. Which is to say, HR is necessary, if mostly worthless.
She’s going to execute him herself.
Fuckem.
Watermelon, too. Fucking weird that people think only black people are super into watermelon and fried chicken.
Chicks often have beautiful asses.