The technologies honestly don’t seem that great anyway. I was happier before slop, and I don’t know why people are so excited about slop generators.

All the people in charge of everything are fucking leeches.

Fuck these dysfunctional insecure CEOs

What do you even say at this point.

Yes, this is known as “the point”.

Accountability sinks are the point.

What the hell

He is another wanker who will continue to kick down to try to make Daddy Tory love him.

Thumb with glasses makes noises

I’m figuring it’s smart TVs and smart speakers, not the phones

Waaaaaaah. ☹️

Oh hey, is that Kansas about to relax child labor law?

Couldn’t be…

“we’re only telling Peter Thiel!”

Every dollar we throw in the incinerator, an angel in datacenter heaven gets its wings.

Wait he’s not wearing a wankjacket, that’s a Jensenbot!

Ooh ape body language dominance analysis.

Sadly no T-posing though.

Aww boo. I was hoping he would barricade himself in

Drag strip for jet skis, let’s gooooo

• Start aquaculture farm in reflecting pool

• Raise the shittiest shrimp in the universe

• Brand them Freedom 250 Prawns

• Let business partners buy them at huge markup

This is all so easy

🤣

My father taught me to make sure I would never have to rely on him.