Are you sitting here with a straight face trying to tell us that the “news” is more serious than a firehose of memes, set to “lulz”, sprayed directly into our medulla oblongata? Because that the most meta meme I’ve ever heard, if so.
The real stupid takes are the correlations between wealth and intelligence we made along the way.
A flawed hypothesis. LOGO and Hypercard > Lotus notes.
7x if you use Newtonian classical physics. I think CERN discovered that it’s actually 9.4x harder when you account for the quantum foam. Plus in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy we might just spontaneously make trade deals with other partners.
Canadians are not buying America’s shit, and are unlikely to resume that habit anytime soon. It doesn’t take effect immediately, but when you compound it with the other ass backwards trade policies you’re living under now you will all be suffering greatly within a year.
So will everyone, mind you.
Ronald Reagan. Any movie where he’s a stigmatized gay man during the early AIDS epidemic. I want to sit in that directors chair and watch him get more and more visibly uncomfortable.
My guess is that worm just thinks Tylenol makes brain taste bitter.
I wouldn’t presume to speak for anyone else’s motives. Mine are much more pedestrian; I want him in the oubliette because he’s a monster who needs forgetting about.
Canadian: Sorry.
American: You haven’t even said “Thank you” for my offensiveness.
Haven’t you been keeping up? Heaven does forbid that now!
“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen, Gretchen!”
I bet you’d be able to get a great grip on his hair as you wind up with the other hand for that oh-so-punchable face.