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Pretty sure the whole reasoning behind the eagles not taking the ring to Mt doom was because of the nazgul. That’s why Gandalf had the whole Hobbits sneak into Mordor plan.

I don’t want to touch your hands. Especially if you were being a bit of an ass. Simple as that.

“Gotta see a man about a dog.”

Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”

And we can throw a party! We’ll call it Lemon Party Day!

FFS. As in, for fucks sake, we all know it’s FFS?!

Edit: sorry, drunk after work and reread the question. FFS is my fav.

Does anything really matter?

As someone who is a bartender, almost any scene in a bar in any show or movie. I swear it gives people bad habits about how bars actually work.