Melllvar

Hard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin “mine”.

Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.

You have died from dysentery.

But not small ones.

Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.

Ancient creators of Hyrule!

I’m painting a cave wall right now.

It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.

A reflection in the glass of the window.

Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.

A&W

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.

“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”

A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

That’s terrible

You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

One cannot reign innocently: the insanity of doing so is evident. Every king is a rebel and a usurper.

-Louis Antoine de Saint-Just, 1792

Or, put in modern terms: There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

It could certainly be used as evidence in your favor. Whether it by itself would be enough to exonerate you would depend on things like the evidence against you and how much weight the jury gave to your records.