What, no avocado toast?
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
What, no avocado toast?
So… it’s an order, then?


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Bill Nyehilism is for me.


Hard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin “mine”.


Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.


You have died from dysentery.
But not small ones.


Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.
I’m painting a cave wall right now.


It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.
A reflection in the glass of the window.
Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.


I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.


“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”


A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.
It may be possible…
It may not be necessary…