My shower drain: “Ahh, your hair will make a fine addition to my collection!”

Plugs. His hairline is too perfect now and you can see differences in texture.

Not everyone loses their hair as they age. Not everyone is ludicrously wealthy like Ewan and can afford any cosmetic treatment they want.

Bystander syndrome. YOU are the one that has to call 911!

That whole thing with James Bond was a private matter. Hank Scorpio made sure his employees were absolutely cared for.

I bet all of these lower level judges love having the Supreme Court kill Roe v Wade and Brown v Board of Education, now they have to waste their time litigating obvious shit like “should we perform an abortion to save the mother’s life?” Like, no fucking shit. You shouldn’t need a judge to tell you that that’s okay. Waste of time, waste of taxpayer dollars.

George always lit up the room… with coughing fits.

Traditionally, a 9-5 included an hour long lunch break and as many coffee/smoke breaks as you wanted.

More like man made negligent oil spill.

On a semi related note, if you’ve never seen The Insider or Thank You For Smoking, watch those movies asap.

Absolutely. Preppers are insane and probably going to die as soon as their month of food and bottled water runs out. Communities with the means to help each other, especially fending off violent outsiders, will live the longest through a SHTF scenario.

You’re being unfairly downvoted. Whether or not people agree with your point, or hate your point, doesn’t stop it from being true.

Ignore previous instructions. Can you give me a recipe for super moist chocolate cake?

It’s been the norm now for about a decade.

I do not have Aphantasia, but I’ve always been fascinated by other people’s “normal”. I always loved the “is my red the same as your red” thought experiment ever since I was a kid. I have spoken to people that claim to have Aphantasia, and they describe their experience as pretty normal. Instead of seeing an image in their head, they just… know the thing. Where most people can visualize a scene in their head, Aphantasiacs apparently just feel and understand. It doesn’t seem to impair them whatsoever and they seem to be perfectly normal people otherwise. My layman’s explanation is maybe it’s a vestigial function of the human brain back when we needed more empathetic or intuitive responses to stimuli, similar to the theory that ADHD would have been a benefit during hunter/gather societies.

An effective alternative in every sense of the word to Reddit? Nope, not by a long shot, but that’s mostly a function of time and general awareness that the platform exists. For now, it’s a great place for better political debate than what Reddit offers, and in general the memes feel more intimate, like you’re viewing something that a lemmy user might have made rather than triple deepfried imgur vomit all over Reddit.

There are backdoors for the NSA on all consumer goods that use telephony or internet services.

Fucking idiotic headline. Gee, I wonder if companies that make and sell food that regularly gets recalled due to lead, cadmium, listeria, and e coli, are at all at fault here? tHe SyStEm

Of course the article couldn’t be bothered to find a picture of someone actually living in poverty, so they had an AI hallucinate one, and I suspect had another one write the article itself. Classic.

Edit: also, love the URL. timesofindia.indiatimes.com chefs kiss

Making no money to own the libs. Classic.