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Cake day: June 7th, 2024

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  • I do not have a vagina, but I have noticed that by myself 1 roll of tp will last 2-4 weeks, but when I have feminine company it becomes more like 1+ roll a week.

    It’s mind boggling how you need so much more tp than us guys do, not that I blame you cos it’s different down there.

    Maybe I’m more concerned that in 10,000 years of civilization no one has developed a better way. We have “spray with water” and “copious amounts of absorbent material”.

    Where’s the 3 shells at, people?





  • I’ve had 50. It depends on the person and the jobs.

    Some jobs are minimum wage BS jobs that people are doing just to stay alive, if you burn out on a BS job in 6 weeks that’s nothing to be ashamed of.

    I also typically have worked multiple jobs at the same time. I’ve had two full-time jobs and a part-time job while going to school and not sleeping for more than 5 hours a night for like 9 months.

    Are you going to hold that against me, or does it show that I have the drive and initiative to accomplish my goals no matter how difficult they may be?

    Sure, I bounced between jobs a lot when I was in my teenage years and my early twenties, but once I hit college and built a career and my employment history has been Rock fucking solid, typically 3+ years between job changes.

    I would say that my last 14 years of employment weighs a lot more heavily than my first 5 years of employment.



  • Reddit sold whatever soul it may have had to the devil, as does every company that goes public.

    It’s literally taking our words and our conversations and using them to train an inhuman computer system to sound more human.

    And we are not allowed to say no.

    It doesn’t get more devilish than that on the internet.

    And of course, I deleted my account when this whole debacle happened, but I’m sure they’re still taking all of my old comments and selling them to any person with a dollar.




  • Some part of me believes that water cannot get so hot that it would cause metal to Glow.

    I would be happy to be proven wrong.

    I mean, unless you’re saying that the pipe is heating the water inside of it? Which at that temperature that water would be expanding to over a thousand times its size and would probably blow that line to smithereens.