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Not milk first you weirdo.

Don’t do evil. Unless it makes you rich. Fuck you poors. Also, you don’t own anything you Youtube addicted slobs. That free email wasn’t worth it was it?

The cool things the world’s most imaginary billionaire says.

Ah, the troubles before ad blockers

Will banking apps and NFC pay finally work?

It’s not just degoogling is the reason for using grapheneos. There are many other user friendly controls. For instance, you block apps from network use, so your click farming game doesn’t track everything about you.

What the fuck dude? He better be fine.

I don’t know. The fact that he never got AIDS, only HIV, suggests that maybe indeed it was a magic Johnson.

The Romans used to eat them like turkeys.

While we are making recommendations use IronFox for Android. Also, blah, blah, blah, Linux better, blah blah.

Can someone take this insufferable prick out back with a shotgun already?

That’s maybe the worst flex for Claude possible.

It pops up just like a gravestone. Bye bye Nova launcher. I guess apps don’t die, they rot from enshitification.

Ironically, NPH is the Nazi in that movie. They even wear the same coat.

They murdered him using incompetent and inexperienced mouth breathing idiots that shot him in the back as they were already Rodney Kinging him. We can all see it happen. What they say happened is inconsequential. If there is any justice left those agents and the people covering it up would to go to jail.

Wait, he did all this crap just to get some attention, then pussied out? No way. Man, I’m surprised. Wasn’t there something the justice department was supposed to release a month ago? I totally forgot. What was it?

Does US treasuries mean bonds? If so, this could be a real issue for the American economy if they get downgraded.

Not that I’m all for saving cats. But in that picture couldn’t the cat just climb the wooden pole?

It’s supposed to be a meme, but it’s solid advice for any appliance. They used to have lifetime guarantees. Now they upload AI garbage and lock features behind paywalls. Then, they’ll randomly break down one week after the one year warranty.

To be fair, they needed to get their polymarket bets down first.