Would someone please think of the companies!?

Just what us plebes have simply been asking for!

That’s the best brief description.

Phoenix IMO, a gigantic grid where every street corner looks exactly the same due to the human tumor of suburban chain retail development. Makes you feel lost in a machine. You never know where you are, always feel lost and dependent on maps and apps to get anywhere.

This person seems personally aggrieved and doesn’t want to learn why their perspectives are incorrect. There is a steadfast ignorance here.

And we don’t only do that in taxonomy either.

Rule of threes, they say!

In 2024? That ship sailed the Old Straight Road to Valinor in 2010 with the Citizens United decision.

Yeah there isn’t one thing that can be said that will make someone so ignorant understand how wrong they are.

Speak Great Splitter! Take your Sword of Damocles to the cladistics! Split all the trees!

Y’all, we found The Great Splitter, the one rumored to exist, whispered in phylogeny hallways to end classification forever. Pack it up, we are all finished.

Oh Mitch is already dead, they just won’t say so.

My partner does this too. As those bits are probably the best part, I grab a spoon and go to town.

Right wing loonies in the US have tried that too somewhat recently. It ain’t just the country you are literally at war with.

The west does this to Africa too, China is merely playing catchup to this awful scheme.

No disbelief here but that thing is probably a ship of Theseus situation. It will probably be years perhaps decades before we know how much money went into that thing before it took over as Air Force One.

Cant imagine a company lead by a MAGA Proud Boy would be a good place to work.

It is satire, but he is a fascist shitstain for real, and he is the Republican running for NY-21.

No but you’re eating a dead wasp every time you eat a fig! The More You Know™

Ginkgo trees don’t have flowers. They are gymnosperms like pines, firs, spruces, cedars etc. They produce cones.

Their “fruit” smell like ass though. Not even fruit, just a fleshy pine cone of sorts.