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Where there’s smoke, there’s fire woke?

So… We’re all just not gonna talk about the fact that ‘Root’ is apparently a traditional girl’s name now, huh?

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Paula Dean?”

Has anyone tried explaining to the fire that climate change is just part of the radical, dangerous leftist agenda? Ooh, no, wait - Show it all the carbon offset credits we’ve got! Cuz those aren’t like the ‘thoughts and prayers’ of climate change policy or anything, and the fire will totally be like, “My bad fam, I didn’t realize”

I thought we were mostly in agreement on this, tbh

TIL: The Taliban are apparently Geth

👍 sallright

And nothing of value was lost

Is that like the next to last stop before ‘thoughtcrimes,’ or…?