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Your first mistake would be believing this has anything even renotely to do with cost reduction

I never watched the show (thankfully), but I always thought that having Trump ridicule/fire these people was part of the ‘entertainment/joke’ aspect of everything because he himself was widely regarded as a joke of businessman… person… Ya know, just a joke in general.

Imagine my surprise to find out - decades later - that apparently not everyone was in on the joke…

I think - for their own safety, of course - we should gather more of these Tesla vehicles together in a central location so they can be isolated from the population at large… Perhaps in some sort of tent-based accommodation?

I wish I wasn’t (for a myriad of reasons, that being the least of which) yet, here we are

Or as I like to call it: The majority of my adult life

My cat helped

Don’t forget Biden’s son’s laptop

I know my 4 dollars a month is nothing to them, but at least you can rest comfortably tonight knowing that by bringing this sentence to my attention you just lost them a sub lol

Yea, the whole.ten.dollars.

You’re welcome!

I am sorely disappointed in the lack of machine gun jubblies if so.

Just one? You are far more optimistic than I am, clearly

Well that last part is only natural… He has to make sure he can make a living after all

Jeez dude, haven’t the Palestinians suffered enough already?

Oh fuck, isn’t there something in the bible about this sort of thing heralding the end times? “The frogs and the posh shall lay down together” or something?

“I’m Spartacus.”

“No, I’m Spartacus!”

“We’re ALL Spartacus!”

Terrorists these days… They just don’t make them like they used to.

I feel so seen rn

Yeah, right, like UPS would be here this quickly (ba dum tss)

Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere