what other animal could do that much damage.

Humans :^(

LINE MUST GO UP AT ALL TIMES

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As an armchair this also rubs me the wrong way

I’m glad to hear the tree was able to find a job in stunts

Used to watch Forrest Gump and Harry Potter to fall asleep quite a few years ago.

Tinnitus gang hates this comment.

I’m something of an artist!

Greyjay has been working fine for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Never heard it called touch typing before… Always just “typing”

I use touch typing

As opposed to taste typing??

To a much less serious degree it happened to me/my daughter. Brought her in one winter in her car seat and set her down next to my bed with her coat still on. Instantly fell asleep on the bed for at least an hour. When I came to she was drenched in sweat. Obviously panicked and got her out but she seemed unfazed, stretched a little, and went back to sleep. Still feel bad years later.

Someone add Pluto plez #neverforget

Also my great grandmother’s name… Cousin?

Hell yeah I’m ahead of the curve, my shit ass old ass car has a tape player already B^)

Which airline?

It actually popped the one tire twice… I think lol. I heard a loud bang/pop and pulled over, kicked the tire and pressed on it a few times and it didn’t move at all so drove a little bit more down the road (less than 20 mph) and it popped again. Though maybe the first bang was the spring snapping… Definitely deflated the second time though. Then the mechanic showed up and put a spare on (I didn’t have a donut, I just assumed it was in my wheel space in the trunk, also apparently don’t have a jack soooo whoops). Drove it down the road a little anddddd pop goes the new old wheel rofl.

Almost didn’t hear my tire pop 30 min ago because of music. Should have turned it louder instead of stopping because now I have to deal with it

Edit: in case anyone was wondering… Strut snapped and popped three tires trying to get to a shop. Called a tow to tow ten min down the road for 100$ :^) love that for me

The android app for sure gets rid of ads. I just use browser + adblock for PC so unsure there

I love me some b-stars