texts, clothes. consonant clusters.

Thanks genuinely for giving a guide on how to pronounce my own username!

No.

With context, this sentence can be simplified to

有屎必有尿；有尿不必有屎。

romanized real name; result of clicking in Inkscape for 2 hrs.

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I’ve seen a type of hot dog where the synthetic meat stick is coated with sweet batter and then fried. The coating puffs* up and makes the whole thing look big. Maybe this is how they would supersize it.

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edit 2: Apparently it’s called corn dog