

Getting a 99% grade, proof I don’t care about education and don’t pay attention to anything other than stupid video games. How hard is it to Just Follow Directions? I am so glad I’m not a child anymore.
I’m only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they’re the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.
Getting a 99% grade, proof I don’t care about education and don’t pay attention to anything other than stupid video games. How hard is it to Just Follow Directions? I am so glad I’m not a child anymore.
Honestly I’d use Solflare or Phantom, and buy the currency using coinbase and send it to those. Coinbase Wallet is a thing but like eh idk the others are better
That reminds me of when I was addicted to those Walker shortbread cookies sold at Starbucks (specifically those ones!) and bought 4 packs, and the cashier looked at them and said, “yo these are like crack”
That same subtle flavor I’ll literally destroy a planet for.
Idk I also love anything cooked with sesame oil as well for that particular flavor
I only miss a more fun internet, and internet before TikTok.
Print on demand.
If I want a very specific shoe, I can create it.
I want shoes with my fanart of DogDay and CatNap from Poppy Playtime and I will make them exist. One orange one purple both with yellow accents lfg
They abused me in several horrible ways and they’ll never get what they deserve because I don’t count as a real person.
Automate as many chores as possible. Optimize any manual chores. Create a routine where you only do chores one day a week, in a specific order like a speedrun, to be all set for the entire week. A routine so easy you can do it on your worst days. Sick? Tired? Depressed? No problem, your living space doesn’t suffer. Make your home a sanctuary where the only thing you feel is peace.
Money spent on optimizing your life is replaceable, time spent worrying about chores or having a pile of chores is not. Buy disposable dishes and cutlery, mop and vacuum bots, smart appliances and lights, and utilize convenient services. Yes, flipping a light switch is easy, but never ever having to begrudgingly drag your depressed nauseated drowsy sore self out of bed to flip the switch is worth it. One day, you’ll be feeling horrible, and you’ll be so relieved that you can just switch off the appliance or light with your phone.
Now I’d go further and suggest living in an apartment or condominium, and not having a car. Live in walking or biking distance of work. Driving is stressful and you hate it. Stop paying so much to get around the place you live in!
Also save more for utilities & rent every time you’re paid. I get paid weekly and I save 1.25 weeks worth for every bill, 1.50 or 2 weeks if I did overtime. Every 4 months, I have at least one month of each bill saved. This way I can take a day, week, or even a month off of work and I have enough for all bills and groceries and stuff I don’t need. Taking an unpaid day off to play the hot new game did not put me on the slippery slope that leads to homelessness. It did nothing, actually. I could take the whole week off for a video game if I wanted to and I’m still completely secure. Bills still get paid, I still have a job, literally everything is okay.
Live in peace, it’s possible. Adulthood is awesome. If you literally want to watch cartoons and play games after work then optimize your life so you can. It’s controversial because everyone would rather be part of slow moving traffic going 32 inches a minute to create more chores at home but have zero energy or time to do them, and spend their time off work planning on doing the chores, but going grocery shopping manually instead and still having no time or energy to do the chores, and instead of changing anything about their lives they antagonize the one family member who doesn’t have piles of decade old chores because she fucking lives in the current year and utilizes conveniences, while spending all their time not doing chores or working watching subpar TV shows wishing they had space to do hobbies they’d be able to do if they didn’t have decade old piles of dirty laundry and boxes still unpacked today despite moving into the house years before Barack Obama became president.
Which ones, the chalky fruity ones or the candy coated chocolates?
I’m just, really going through it huh
Doesn’t look like it tastes as cursed as it looks lmao
A site where you talk to an AI chat bot but your conversation is visible to other users. It was made by the makers of Cleverbot.
As a kid I never recognized myself in pictures. I hated myself and would avoid mirrors. Looking at my face was like looking at gore. Just gross if not shocking. To this day if I find any childhood photos I destroy them to help eradicate any trace of my childhood ever happening.
I think anyone who owns a car and lives in the suburbs or in a rural country area should have mandatory military service.
Everything I’ve made 🤣
All jokes aside I can’t think of anything actually good that would make anything else I made considered bad
2006-2024.
Hey, guess what, isolating your child from society and trapping them in a 12-person class with only 2 people they can actually have conversations with and a bully who isolates your child from talking to those two people isn’t going to magically give your child social skills they actually had before you locked them away. Oh, right, nothing happened, the child just has Puzzle Piece™.
Early November to mid January, working from 5pm to 6am, 5 days a week. I won’t be broke for a while, neat, but I was hurting all over.
We represent all 50 of the countries 😂 /s
Bully was there, isolated me and made me an afterthought. Everyone practically forgot it was my birthday while enjoying the pizza, soda, and snacks.
Or when family just dragged me out to grocery shop with them for hours on end.