The look your dad has while taking off his belt.

Walmart uses prison labor for dairy.

Even my jokes aren’t this bad. Good for you.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Invest in baby oil

Do you know the way to the lake?

Holy Shit, that credit card 💳 one is 👨‍🍳

My bad 😥

The Infinite Probability Drive from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Quants don’t make themselves

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No

That was an interesting video. Thanks.

Better Carl Sagan than a pop singer.

As many as one-third of the general public may experience celebrity worship on a borderline pathological level. source

Thank you for your service

Nice

They’re bringing back Prima Nocta.

It’s white and gold until you do the ice-bucket challenge, then it’s blue and black.

Ya know, I can’t hate this take.