Browse through the summer look book of a designer you like. Ralph Lauren, or maybe Drakes are pretty inoffensive and safe bets for a classic look. Both are expensive brands, but you’re only buying inspiration anyway.

My own personal advice, for what it’s worth. Not inclusive of all social situations, but…

If they’re long pants, they’re linen. If they’re short pants, shorter inseams look a little more fashionable than knee length cargo shorts.

If they’re long sleeves, they’re linen. If they’re short sleeves, then something that has a collar.

Shoes are of the boat variety, or sandals.

My uncle says men should never show their bare legs or feet in public, though you should probably decide that for yourself.

But line must go up? See, you get people hooked on the puzzles, then you charge for them! It’s sure fire.

Must be magic, like you’re thinking.

By god they knew what they was doin

Because no one watches cooking shows anymore.

Whayesaybuddy?

That’s how gym memberships have worked forever.

With a mouse jiggler, you can control your status manually, even from your phone while you’re in bed. Away at five, Busy at nine, Available when I’m actually at the keyboard only if necessary.

That’s some good sarcasm.

Maybe wings vibrate at a certain frequency so you tune that out? It’s the CIA, they aren’t necessarily trying to preserve quality for a trial.

They rounded down, she’s actually 9017 years old.

But… I’ve had big strawbs that taste amazing?

No crying in the casino.

No, but it makes room for places like Black Rifle Coffee Company to take market share.

St Gumy

Rub it.

Maui Vera works pretty well for me. Keep using it for like a week though, don’t stop after day two.

Who gives a shit, they’re both fairy tales.

🎶

So they lost $8b.