Here I was trying to figure out what a chocolate cow was…

I wonder what its largest newspaper will have to say? Of course, Autotrader doesn’t usually make political statements.

Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.

Or maybe it has more rat parts in the chocolate, but yes that’s the gist of my theory.

I think there are secret grades of retail products and stores get these differently graded products based on the “tier” of store they are. So Dollar General candy maybe didn’t pass QA to be sold at, say, Harris Teeter. I’m not talking about selling a package with less candy in it. I mean, for example, that the candy at the Dollar General may inexplicably have a higher percentage of adulterants or slightly off on flavor so it gets assigned C grade so it goes into packages of candy sold at C grade markets.

It’s probably not a conspiracy so much as I don’t know what industry jargon to search for to find out more information.

Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.

Amazon Rufus AI Search Assistant

Can I just say, fuck Rufus popping up after every search.

Towel warmer.

Things will be more expensive this Xmas due to shipping via air.

You basically paraphrased what I said. Maybe I’m not saying it in a way you parse as unsympathetic, but I’m definitely not defending Pillow Man. Most people seem to get that, or else I’d be absolutely demolished by negative votes.

This link doesn’t work anymore, which is why I believe OP specified.

To be fair, I see all kinds of $14.88 or $7.86 or other random prices at Walmart. Problem is, I know a person didn’t necessarily set those prices because it’s every product, seemingly at random.

One dude decides what His Pillow costs, and he had to have chosen $14.88 for a reason. Maybe not because he’s a Nazi sympathizer, but maybe just to get in the headlines again. Either way, he knew the connection and what would happen, which is sell a bunch of pillows.

True, she looked so much older.

So they’re both creeps.

OP too, for purposeful inclusion of the ragebait censoring! But don’t hate the player, hate the game folks.

Lindsay Olives Ripe Pitted Snack 4 pack. They changed the packaging, which is fine, but the olives taste worse and have strange texture. I already tried Pearls and they didn’t pass muster from the get-go.

Thats a relief, I thought they were chicken heads.

You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.

I think there may be a couple edits needed in your comment. Reread slowly and get back to us.

At this point, you can no longer trust Amazon to process returns properly. I’ve had three expensive items stuck on Awaiting Return, despite tracking showing it’s been returned, and chat automatically processes the refund once I reach out. Frustrating …