The world won’t end. Karen will end you if her wrap doesn’t look like the picture, though.

Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.

This is giving “can’t place your own order at the drive-thru vibes.”

There’s one of those right outside my neighborhood, and I’m not sure what to do with it.

Come to the Super Bowl and enter for a chance to win a free trip to El Salvador! Open to all citizens of the fifty (50) United States, Washington, D.C. who are at least 5 years old. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING, but being brown will.

Sometimes the city, county and state all have trucks out at the same time doing different roads. Like all roads in the history of roads, they are interconnected but each jurisdiction only plows their own roads. So the city drives to my neighborhood on county roads with the plow up on snow covered roads.

I can drive around my plowed neighborhood now, but can’t get out onto the county road, and there’s a huge snow bank at the end of the city road.

Captious take. Kids understand humor, and also that bears can’t read, write or speak.

Julia Ainsley and Daniel Arkin

Pet Guardian’d isn’t as easy to communicate, I guess.

This isn’t so different than:

“I will kill you.” vs “I will call you.”

Written it looks much more different, but spoken the c in call is pronounced just like the k in kill.

You know how I know this didn’t happen? They didn’t kill the person who allegedly did it.

Bonono

All of them? Mass influence campaign costing billions of dollars.

Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.

He’s imagining you’re eating roadkill and zombie deer though.

Mostly, getting catfished on WoW

Was really hoping to find a picture of Epstein hidden in there somewhere.

Competing. No one really even tried.

From what I can tell, those seem to be non-USians saying things like that.

Yes! I had that thought after I posted it, but didn’t bother to come back. You are 100% correct.