We converted the detached garage into a granny flat and moved them in there. They don’t have a key to our house, and so have to call or knock when they want to visit - just like if they lived nearby but not in the back yard. It’s the only way it can work for us. When they have something medical going on they stay with us in the guest room. I work from home so I can generally check in on them often.

Other than that, they’re ~78 years old, but completely self sufficient for now, thankfully. When the day comes they’re not, I’ll probably take them out to the woods. They’re my in-laws, if you had to ask.

I reduced my electric bill by being really hot all summer. Sweating my ass off turned out to be a real game changer.

Maybe they mean current and history of your registration?

https://voterhelpdesk.usvotefoundation.org/en/support/solutions/articles/151000209454-why-can-t-i-find-a-history-of-who-i-voted-for-in-past-elections-

Crazy that someone thought it would be interesting to try eating them.

They asked you because they have no friends.

Reeses lovers are a cult. They know the chocolate is bad, they just want the peanut butter which is over roasted and hopped up on sugar.

Why are you waiting outside looking into your house?

Honestly, good point. OP, could you be satisfied with this explanation? Maybe the interior designer did this as an homage to their favorite game of five years ago?

So they could both beat me up. Great.

Somehow your more than a third turned into nearly half. It’s good that you took the time to verify your work!

The real sin is calling it katsup.

That was probably meant to sound like a lot.

Oh, that’s a Gelato al Caffè.

We all lose money in the wear and tear in our vehicle we we sell it, though.

I’ve had to switch to non lettuce alternatives that I can cook. Tacos with cabbage just aren’t the same.

Lettuce.

Why did I think yams were legs?

Sorry, it was supposed to say duckholders.

Convert to duckholders.

Fair. My use of “aligned” was vague.