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According to everything I learned watching Shark Tank reruns, a business isn’t worth anything without sales.

Shop. Notes. Pictures. Social media. News.

Not what I do, just what I’ve noticed normal people in my life do.

Because we’re savage and will pick apart their choice.

It treats humans for specific infectious diseases. Covid wasn’t one of them, and neither is hantavirus. If you don’t believe me, ask the Nobel winner you referenced.

It might work in a petri dish, it doesn’t work in the human body. Horses are bigger than humans.

It might work on Centaurs…

What does dark humor mean to you? Please illuminate us.

Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.

Beer comes and goes, but skeleton is forever.

Because the bacteria in your mouth thrive in dry conditions, and a majority of sleepers are mouth breathers. The bacteria in your mouth are what destroy your teeth and give you bad breath.

Edit: I just saw you said Yes to after breakfast. I don’t know if it matters when, just don’t make night time be the only time you brush.

Yeah. It’s shower, shower, bath, shower. D’uh.

This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?

Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?

Hair loss is common during rapid weight loss, even without pharmaceutical interventions.

Tis it true m’lord?

Y’all are cute. Neither of these things matter.

I think I read that’s illegal now?

As far as I know Viagra promises to improve symptoms of erectile dysfunction. It doesn’t claim to make you less of a shit boyfriend.

Heard. I have seven of those roaming around outside as a nearby pond is their summer home. They shit and honk all day long right outside my window.

Broccoli ain’t that bad, you’ll survive