Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Ukulele

I browse by all, so mostly I’ve just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

Carmeldansen in its original form is legitimately a good song and I actually love the whole album its from.

You wont see it, you’ll die first because they’re rich enough to prolong their demise.

Lol what if microsoft accidenttly gives people a way around that. Want to screenshot something from netflix? Just watch it then look where recall stores all the screenshots!

Also, whats stopping the feature from continuing to run in the background while just not displaying any user-facing controls? If its part of file explorer you wouldnt even see it in the task manager list of current applications.

Maybe I dont want a promotion? I just wanna write code and get paid. Please dont give me more responsibilities.

I dont care if the feature I’ve worked on gets canceled. The lost work is management’s problem, not mine; I still get paid the same.

It not too late to learn a new skill or pick up a new hobby. If you hear of something that sounds fun, dive in!

Similar; caress all around the boob, getting close to the nipple on occasion but not actually touching it. Tease it.

What public bathroom has dedicated security gaurds? Theres nothing stopping a man from just walking in without having to make stuff up. If someone is acting inappropriate in a public restroom then why does it matter whats in their pants? Gay/lesbian perverts exist too!

The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.

That was 8 years ago, and now he has a crab avatar…

🦀 🦀 🦀

Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

Its close, but not an exact match

I had a trogdor polo shirt, with a little trogdor embroidered where the polo guy usually is. I think my ex covertly threw it away at some point while we dating for 7 years.

I will never forgive her.

Mr beast is popping up in various internet news circles lately because one of his friends/"co-star"s in his youtube videos was just caught grooming a 12 year old. To make things even worse, Mr beast was aware that this friend of his was pedo for years and continued to make videos with him(her). She recently transitioned last year and that was a minor controversy of its own for Mr beast cause most of his audience is cringey transphobic teens and tweens.

Fun fact he actually started out by making minecraft videos in middle school. “Mr Beast” is literally a name thought up by a 12 year old trying to look cool on the internet.

I think its pretty standard stock in a bar, I’ve never had someone not have it. There are other drinks with lime flavor too.