I basically opened the post because of the picture. It has certain atmosphere, pretty cool actually.

Now, this is a proper shitpost if I ever read one.

I’m immensely disappointed that the link wasn’t a rick-roll.

I guess this is how English and Spanish work but coming from language where the word “free” is not used in similar manner I find it somewhat funny that here we have “free zone / zona libre” and it means that the bench is locked and so many things are prohibited.

“I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun. - and a package to follow” *Philip Marlowe *

(well not quite, had to add the part about the package 😉)