I think your joke whooshed way over some heads.

In the article, the minority party is described giving up a strong bargaining lever in exchange for vague promises with no guarantee of follow through. Again.

Controlled opposition. The rest of the world sees it. Why not Americans?

LOL

Again to point out for the rest: this is a textbook troll. It’s too perfect a mix of being demonstrably incorrect with being aggressively overconfident. It’s 100% ragebait, and the odds of someone truly being this ignorant while also being so furiously certain are low. Then ending with an insult? It’s too on the nose.

I’m not suggesting people don’t interact. I simply suggest we mock them for their poor trolling skills.

LOL obvious troll is obvious. I’m not an American! ROFLMAO

LOL this has to be rage bait. Even an American would know better.

Username checks out.

Tl;dr: Democrats are controlled opposition.

When they do have any leverage, they find plenty of reasons not to use it. The Republican party has put on a decades-long master class on being obstructionist little twats, yet most Democrats fail to learn and the few that have often seem more like pressure release valves than actual agents of change.

though Russia is still worse

Barely.

More people gently creep into dementia every day.

The “in matters of taste” line is misinformation started in the last decade online by people who repeat things without looking up if they’re true or not.

I can’t disagree. Democrats: different masks, same masters.

But no one is going to steal my car if they have to fight the three peacocks that are trying to fuck it.

Bad advice is bad, mmmkay.

I think peacocks might be louder but vocalize less frequently. That means you’d have to live with peacocks, though. They’re awful. You can hear their loudest cries up to a couple of kilometres away.

Someone really hates Barney.

That worm really changes the meaning of “fuck the earth”.

If you’re old as shit, then I’m older than shit, but I’m not old so you’re not old either.

More like ArseTechnica, eh?