While driving every meter in cars that use 3 times as much than the average european cars.

Duh, they can just build a bridge over Jordan and Iraque

Also, photo esiting was a thing even back then.

But which one is the right way of doing it?

Makes sense. If he doesnt pay for it, the lights go off.

Chances are 0% that you haven‘t drank any water with more than 0% piss in it.

Plot twist: It‘s always the same shirt.

He ages at half the speed of regular humans.

Who can’t open PDFs nowadays that even browsers have a pdf reader built in.

Most boomers I known would happily send you a docx to sign digitally. So I have to open word to save their crap to PDF to open it in Acrobat to sign it and send it back. They probably wouldnt even notice if I changed the terms in the meantime.

Honestly though, theres nothing more holy than sponsors in sports, so they probably asked them for permission prior to this message beeing displayed. The fact that they were okay with a message that pisses off a good portion of their customers speaks for them.

Still wouldnt buy their pants though.

The CDU never invested in the necessary maintenance, so from 2022 to 2025, SPD, Grüne and FDP had to push through funding all the necessary repairs and modernizations at once, crippling the whole network for the next 10-20 years. Part of it is beeing modernized while the rest now has a higher demand than what its capable of. Since the network is already very tightly packed, one small incident can cause a domino effect of trains beeing late throughout Germany.

I‘m sure theres plenty of maga and crypto bros that would be willing to serve their billionaire sugar daddys to suck on their feet.

Meta

Instagram puts way more than 30% on their ads when purchasing through iOS

If you buy 100€ of ad budget, they want you to pay an additional 42.5% apple service fee and additional taxes here in Germany.

If I do it through their ad center suddenly the taxes are already included in the budget so if I pay 100€ I get 100€. So in the end, Meta charges iOS users an additional 70% vs what they usually charge.

I remember a few years ago, when a ton of MAGA people fell for it and payed just to brag that they are in the top 90% of the most intelligent people, not realizing that this means they are in the bottom 10%.

No, its the French-Greek hybrid they speak in Freece

In Grench it’s Allemagne. The Alemanni were a german tribe at the rhine.