Wut?

Would that bring your loved one back?

Worth keeping in mind his pension is definitely in stocks (and other investments too, of course). So he doesn’t own stocks, but the portion of the pension he owns is stocks.

Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

I’m sure a lot of sex workers make money while pooping.

Learning is great, especially when it costed nothing!

Well, according to kissmyOSfeddit, we don’t even need to eat less meat. We can sous-vide it on the sidewalk now! Sounds like a serious win-win to me.