Right, but hear me out: I know that SpaceX is impossibly overvalued and that makes me smart. So what if I bought some SpaceX stock, waited for some rubes to buy the stock from me at higher price and then I cashed out? Since I’m so smart, I’m sure I could get in and get out before the whole thing falls apart. /s

Teradata’s focus for 2026 is to “win in the market with AI,” CEO Steve McMillan said in the memo

Oh boy… he is just chugging the AI kool-aid.

I thought video has already been released? If that is the right footage, I’m gonna say that Iran is blowing smoke, since this looks a lot more like a Shahed drone then a Patriot missile

That’s because what you’re searching for is what you definitely want, so they know you’re likely click/buy it. But if throw a bunch of crap that you maybe might want before you get to it, maybe you’ll buy some of that too. It’s like how supermarkets throw a bunch of junk food in a checkout lane, maybe you’ll get tempted while you’re forced to stand there even though you just wanted to buy laundry detergent.

So… if I own a company and spin off… oh, lets say a million shell corporations, have I generated a million voters?

I mean “The Thing” wasn’t detected for seven years. It’s always possible to miss a listening device.

Better then Latveria. In Latveria there is no potato, only DOOM!

I might be mixing up my right wing assholes, but didn’t Giuliani oppose medical care for 9/11 emergency responders?

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Steyer is part of “the rich”.

China’s politicians are no fools, they can see the US just snubbed a good chunk of Africa with it’s tariffs and the abrupt cut off of USAID. Now they’re swooping in grab up all the power and influence the Trump administration spurned.

The thing in the lower right is a overcooked hamburger patty. But the grey thing… that’s what’s stumping me.

I thought it was fish at first, but it’s the wrong texture for that. Then maybe re-fried beans… but why/how would they be shaped like that? About the only thing I can think of given the shape/texture is some sort of polenta?

Honey Bee

is the bee that needs help the most

I’d argue the opposite. There are thousands species of solitary native bees in small niches that need help way more. By contrast honey bees are either livestock or feral livestock that are competing with the native bees.

April fools!

TIL that I’ve been using “star crossed lovers” wrong my entire life. I thought it meant fated lovers.

It’s not so much “Yucking someones yum” so much as “I think such a large age gap is going to be a big strain on this relationship. But if you wanna… fine.” Like, one of these people was born around when 9-11 occurred and the other was born around the time when Pac-Man was the new hot game in arcades and these “CD” things were starting to catch on for music storage. That’s quite a generational gap.

However, they’re both old enough to both know the what they’re doing… and maybe it will all work out. Thus my “They’re both old enough to know better” comment. Maybe they’re star crossed lovers and it will all work out… but in the end, it’s a case of “Not my circus, not my monkeys”.

Whatever. They’re both old enough to know better.

There’s something to be said for a computer that’s as dumb as a calculator.

Man, it sure didn’t take long to pivot from “We need to invade Iran to protect those poor protestors from their evil government” to “Bomb 'em back to the stone age”.

How strange. It’s almost like Trump didn’t have the best intentions of the Iranian people at heart from the get go.

As always, the United States’ number one export is rightwing crazy.