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Honestly? I’m failing day one. Took me until my mid-twenties just to memorise the order of months.
Backup straight out the building. Ain’t about to be there when they find out.




Shall I give you a tour of my hallway?
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
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Proud to say I’d measure somewhere around the 25cm mark. Measurements start from the ORIBIL logo right?


Wright Devil


I’d sooner spend five minutes waiting for the video to buffer than five seconds watching an ad
Old ones going: “Ñ̴͓͉̾̓̊̊ò̶͖̉̋̇̈́p̸̧̂e̸̙͐̐̚͘,̵̰̤͒̽̾͘ ̵̰̞͛͋̈́̓I̷̫͒͌̈́͐̀’̸͚̯̙̤͋́̿̆ḿ̶͖̖̎̆͘ ̸̧̨͖̔̚ͅͅõ̶͚̯̣͈͋ǔ̸̫́t̸̜͖͕̼̒̅̿̔̒.̴̨̟͖̗̑̆”.
PS1='\[\e[1m\][\[\e[92m\]\u\[\e[0m\]@\[\e[96;1;3m\]\h\[\e[0;1m\]]\[\e[0m\] \[\e[1m\][\[\e[38;5;226m\]\w\[\e[39m\]]\[\e[0m\] \[\e[97;1m\]~\[\e[92;5m\]\$\[\e[0m\] '

Note: The “$” prompt flashes like a typical cursor.


Honestly love everything about that game. But by god I will never steal money from that guy again.
Being stalked by him gives me PTSD flashbacks from that butler in Tomb Raider.


A collection of short stories by Harlan Ellison.
It was an absolutely insufferable read. Specifically, his foreword between each story.


With that consistency I think the milk spoiled.


Sudo !!
It reruns the last command as sudo.
Pretty useful since I’m always forgetting.
Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.


“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind”.
No it doesn’t. At most the world no longer has depth perception.
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