Revolver1864

If i tried 1 that would change my mind, which 1?

Leave your phone at home.

Blue cheese is gross

I forgot i set the joke up, and failed to capitalize on your continuation. I’m an idiot.

My bad. Apologies.

Because i don’t live there

I just explained how the US government operates lol

If a pedophile can do it, how hard can it be?

I’m surprised tourism hasn’t tanked.

Well i just create a law that says it’s legal, and use the wages you earned as a productive member of society to fund the force of oppression against you. And if you dare say anything, I’ll label you as a terrorist.

Pretty simple really.

Then I’ll burst into any room and exclaim we are the greatest grapers in the entire world

Can you let us know how you are right now at least?