Whinge is a perfectly reasonable word

Many of London’s other rivers are underground now, and we could make it a nice scenic walk, or fill it with flowers and make it a bee corridor

Because they’re not conservatives, they’re radical regressives

The tories have any credibility? The government have any credibility? Hell, politics in this country has any credibility? Catapult every MP into the Thames, then p[ave the Thames.

Naah, cunts are warm, deep and desirable

I said throw them in a hole and then fill the hole in on top of them. I admit it’s not a plan that’s likely to be very successful

All regulation of new technology is pointless because the law is written by people who don’t understand it. And by “new technology” I mean anything invented after the year 1900

They wanna block the road, help them! Make the road completely impassable behind them. And in front of them. And under them. Just dig a big hole and chuck them in there. Then help your neighbours by refilling the hole to repair the road.

n.b. this may fail at the “legally” part

I have a hyphen in my bluesky username and dots in my discord one because of this