Why is he staining so hard? He’s freakin’ superman

Like two weeks ago, a leaked report said they were going to blame Tylenol. Guess Tylenol bought him a gold statue or something

There are people who think urine is healthy and, I guess, drink it or something. I used to have a screenshot of a Facebook post where someone asked their fellow urine lovers if they ever put it in a humidifier and there were a lot of replies about how to best do it

I came here to say this too. I find it to be hilarious

I’m not sure if you’re aware but when it became apparent that a big event was happening on the morning of Sept 11, the hospitals braced for mass casualties and… waited… and waited… and they never came.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-they-first-knew-9-11-was-so-horrible-the-patients-didnt-come-11631298343

There were only 20 people pulled from the rubble. Six were firefighters, and 5 were police.

Nurses get a lot of well deserved praise. It’s just that in this case there wasn’t an uptick in emergency medical needs.

I get up earlier on weekends than weekdays. I try to get up at 6am but I often get up to pee at 4am and just stay up. I do a bunch of things and it feels like I’ve had a good day then I realize it’s only like 10am and I still have a whole day ahead of me.

That’s what I was thinking. Either that or the coke was a false positive.

Do they make cocaine in pill form?

The guy who made the decision was fired from Space Force for doing right wing podcasts, wrote a book about Marxism in the military and asked Trump to root out “monsters” in the military who support diversity. He’s anti-vax, pro Jan 6, basically his brain is completely given over to any right wing racist concept or conspiracy theory you can think of.

Oh good, I can handle that. Powerpoles have those little grooves where you can slide two of them together but they’re so small I’d never get them right. I’m glad to hear I don’t need to design for them.

It’s wild to me that someone who got rich selling songs to teens about fucking bitches, selling drugs and killing cops could keep a straight have (edit: face! Straight face!) while saying he’s offended about anything.

The vehicle. If the case goes dead you simply buy a vehicle, drive around until charged, then you can sell the vehicle or push it off a cliff or whatever

I want to make this but rectangular. Are the connectors held in place solely by sticking something through the hole in the side?

Earbud Charger Charger. Put your earbuds in the charger and put the charger in the charger charger and the charger charger keeps the charger charged.

In other words, an earbud case holder. The earbud case can charge wirelessly so I put a wireless charge coil behind where the case sits. I put a piece of metal on the back of it so it sticks to a magnet mount in my vehicle but I plan to 3D print part of my dash with this built into it.

No lethal viper would end a sentence with “lmao” and an emoji

“And just to show how important you two are, for today only I’m going to offer you a buy two get one free deal”

After you get your bung hole reamed, go check your ballcock and make sure it’s not sticking

They also spent a good twenty years making fun of Hilary Clinton’s ankles

A lot of them come with free access to Kanopy or Hoopla which are streaming services with movies and TV shows that you log into with your library card

I’m not eating any food that advertises what it will do to your asshole. We’re adults here, you can just say it’s hot. You don’t have to say “We are very proud of the way our product will absolutely Sept 11th the hole you shit from.” It’s not necessary to bring my asshole into this.