Leonard Cohen’s last song released days before he died was called “You Want It Darker.” One of the verses is:

“They’re lining up the prisoners and the guards are taking aim, I struggled with some demons, they were middle class and tame, I didn’t know I had permission to murder and to maim, You want it darker, we kill the flame.”

Anyway, that’s me, in the middle class. I could be better, but however bad I am, I’m still on the tame level.

Several are like that. S-Sea, D-Double U, T-Tsunami

My Allstate account doesn’t do that. There are no payment option fees. Is there something odd about your account? Have you had missed payments or insufficient funds when paying?

Play a record, Karl.

The IRS gives business tax deductions for vehicles. Under 6000lbs it’s $12k, over 6000 is $31k

I came here to say it looks like an HBJ

I love a good diarrhea map

One DAY, you’re young. And then the NEXT. You’re standing in your BACK YARD. Like this. Staring at your bird FEEDER.

Put this on his gravestone. “I think he’s a kook. I think he’s crazy. I think he’s unfit for office”

“I’m concerned by the media’s attempt to label Trump as a kook or not fit to be President.”

That pretty much gives you the measure of the man

I’ve made this case to Christians before. If people who don’t hear about it get a free pass into heaven, after Jesus died, if they just didn’t say anything, everyone on earth would go to heaven.

Any time they go somewhere new and preach, they have to get 100% to believe just to keep the number of people going to heaven the same. Anything less and hell has gained some new souls.

Christianity is a recruitment tool for hell.

I like that she’s steering while tumbling through the door and was hoping she’d land it clean

Yeah, The first sentence on the atf website says “ATF launched a new era of reform in 2025…” and the rest of the page is listing the “new era actions taken.”

It does say it was updated in May 2026, which is somewhat recent, but there’s nothing that indicates this page is listing everything they’re currently doing.

I’ve been here 2-3 years and have up or down voted like 5 times. I just don’t care about it and don’t look at the numbers. Seems to work

Was it synthetic oil? Synthetic used to be a little more uncommon and was more expensive, now it’s more common and the same price as conventional oil. But oil change places still charge double for synthetic.

A big Mac combo is $9.xx after tax where I’m at

Yeah I don’t know, that’s just what Slate said “the telematics module is primarily for fleet customers, Slate told Ars.”

https://arstechnica.com/features/2026/06/we-take-a-ride-in-slates-24950-electric-pickup/

I read that the telematics package is meant for fleets, not average buyers

That site is just a map of Flock cams. You can detect them with a tool called Flock You

You gotta choke the fuck out of her to get her going, just like my lawnmower

That’s a Buick thing. Was it a CTS? I’ve seen two year old CTS total from small accidents because there were no parts available for it.