True, but most people confuse contributing to society with contributing to billionaire pocket linings

People are brainwashed to believe that their value is tied to their productivity

More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

At least 2

Old mean Ed Gein

Were you stung as a child?

I have you affectionately tagged as “thorny bastard”

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

18 half lives

Very cool

Huun Huur Tu is from Tuva, not Tibet

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

… Ouch

Ah ok, I think that’s actually a different one. This is the one I’m thinking of:

https://youtu.be/dklA4-ACN4k

It might be the same one in the original Sim City. Definitely seared into my brain, and I hear it in shows, too

Must be wunderbar

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter