Fuck your couch HaHaHa

Sounds about right. I never liked sexual orientation as a term, because it focuses on the gender binary like with the Kinsey scale. There isn’t a good translation for it, but I like the German word Begehren more. Translating to desire and meaning “the person idea, or thing you desire”, leaving it more open to non binary and “orientations” like asexual.

That’s why I edited the text portion of the post.

Look I tried to make a joke, it maybe a bad one, one with incorrect assumptions, but I didn’t post this to get mental health advice.