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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Fry them, scalloped, julienned too.

Insane motherfuckers: “Pour the acetone in my mouth!”

A lot of big fantasy games have a blending of a myriad of mythology. Like everything is inspired by something that came from somewhere. D&D, and by extension many videos games using the rules and settings, is among those included. They have things ranging from typical Anglo-Saxon myths to Japanese kappa, Egyptian gods, and more.

It’d take me over a month to reach DC if I walked there.

It’s not illegal just to posses them here. You could have possibly dumped them yourself. Nobody will even think that deeply about it anyway.

Ahhh… You wanna da jussi pussi, eh? 😏

I would actually be amazed if I ever bricked a PC fucking around with installing software to it. At the very worst, I might have to move a jumper pin to flash the CMOS and start fresh like I never even touched the thing. If somehow even that fails, it would be a unique experience.

Just on my Lemmy.World account. Pawb is down for maintenance while they clone the database and move things around today. The display name is still Kolanaki, tho.

D4 make excellent caltrops. Especially if they’re metal.

They’re deliberately talking shit about it because they understand it, and its history. It’s not slander if it’s true.

You can’t see it, but I am giving you an absolutely fierce Care-Bear Stare!

sigh does it at least come with ranch or peanutbutter? Celery is better with one of those.

My two dogs. Kona and Loki. I just combined them, but accidentally put an A where an O should have been and just went with it.

Ko Lo Na Ki

So, uh… You gonna trade me a better machine for my current one, Microsoft?

That piano riff. You know the one.

Make sure to clean before and after use.

Nah, I don’t have a smart dryer so there’s no way it’s on Tumblr.

Chronicle back brain

Yeah that sounds like a you problem. Most people use it to just mean “ok.” But I mean, if you said “mom just died 😭” and you get “👍” as a reply, that one’s probably rude.

We All Lift Together from Warframe.

Absolute banger and perfect for wageslavery.