I’ll take, “things that never happened” for $1000 thanks Alex Ken.

Edit: account with no history. Sitcom scandal. “AITH?”… But, if you WANT to believe, that’s fine…

It’s nothing if it doesn’t have a yellow and black sign of a road worker scratching his butt.

Hey there! Sorry, I got busy with work today.

I was just noticing that you have plenty of replies. I think you seem to have enough to go on with.

If you still need anything, hit a reply to this one and I can give you my 2-cents worth of opinion.

First question. Was your router also your modem? As in describe each connection/device from street until you get to your router. (Do you also know your connection type? Some flavour of DSL, HFC, Fiber?)