As bad as Large Marge for me as a child.

Skid marks in his underwear after that one for sure,

I do this for a living. If you really wanna save yourself some money, depending on your plumbing(usually PVC, older houses might have cast iron), just put a bit of a cleaning agent and run hot water into your drain for 10-20 minutes weekly. The hot water alone every week will do more for your pipes in the long run.

If you’re doing this regularly you won’t have to run the water as long, maybe 5 minutes weekly. This helps to dissolve build up from stuff like grease and soap scum which catches other food debris and leads to clogs. Preventive maintenance is best, spend a little time and money now to save a lot of time and money later.

Yeah, let me keep my eyes on the road. I’m not a huge fan of mini coops, but the dash setup of the ones I’ve driven are my favorite. They’ve got unique toggles and knobs, made it easy for me to memorize functions without having to give it any thought

Everyone on our end has their texts and emails saved. It’s pretty much the department head, GM, and a couple of others giving us the run-around. And we’re always sending weekly reminders so it’s not something they can say they forgot about.

This has been the most ordinary day post I’ve seen so far, I envy you. Meanwhile our company has refused to sign off on funds for the e-generators that have been down for 5 months. So next big storm we’re SoL.

C’mon, c’mon! Oh, it’s a shy one!

I can relate with the second one. No matter what taco bell I order at asking for extra anything is like pressing the ‘close doors’ button on an elevator in the US, it’s pointless.

Pulling a gun on someone for that is unhinged, but feeling irked or disappointed is understandable. I just order from the app now and buy the sauce bottles at the grocery store, and order a nacho cheese cup separately if I want extra.

Maybe they meant using the word settler instead of something more apt, like invader, pillager, trespasser, violator, etc.

Bots gonna bot

I rarely ever see the kid rock fanbase

see: Mitch McConnell

It’s against the law! Please turn yourself in to the nearest police precinct.

Being respectful of everyone’s person would hurt my lil brain tryin to remember all those words.

But they never told me which of them was the better golfer.

God it feels stupid to write that and it being an actual argument during a presidential debate.