My theory is, if you have subscriptions for anything other than phone, internet and maybe one entertainment, you’re the problem
I also had a mate who insisted he didn’t have any subscriptions, then told me about the new car he was leasing
They are playing you for fools
I’m guessing that because your title looks like it was written by a 12 year old, the double-entendre was entirely unintended
Me speaking to a French guy last week -
“We’ve just been the the musée de l’automobile in Mulhouse”
“Sorry, where?”
“Mulhouse”
“Where?”
“Mulhouse”
"Aaaaaah I see! It’s pronounced [pronounces Mulhouse *exactly the same FUCKING way I just pronounced it]
😂 Happens very regularly
Oh I’m so fucking sorry this manufacturer gave you clear instructions on how to recycle properly
Your life must be truly horrible 😂
I just use “the LGBTQ community”
If that offends anyone, they’re that 0.00000001% of attention-seeking twats that get upset about anything for the sole reason of making any issue about themselves, no matter what
They are also the loudest, mind you
Like I give a fuck
I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States
told BBC News on Friday that the device was “just basically a gas tank for rocket fuel”. He called the event “not serious at all”. “In fact, our bomb squad member asked me why we were releasing a news release on a rusted piece of metal,” he said.
Saved you a click
Well obviously if you’re an actual chicken, it won’t. How was your cage growing up?
I know right?
I thought it’d be free fucksake
I have a picture of my receipt for an incredibly reasonably-priced ECG scan I had the other day if you like? I think it was €9
They spent the no-strings-attached cash mostly on housing, a study found
They had to hand it straight back to greedy landlords in order not to be evicted
Sorted that headline for you, nae bother hen
As in “I have five unread emails”?
I simply of to point out that you of used the wrong word there. You of to realise that doing so can of the effect have making you look very ignorant
When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop
Pint?
Pint.
Ha ha in France they just stopped giving you straws. The paper cup for the drinks just said on it something like "To drink, remove lid and lift cup. You’re not an infant " lol
Now they have those reusable cups and fry holders, which are suspiciously smaller than the paper ones
Only thing I noticed that was single use plastic was the little tub of sauce
Holy initialisation batman, what on earth is emtedpgy2?
Famous
You keep using zis word. I do not sink it means what you sink it means
If you want to be taken seriously about child abuse, have you tried not having thumbnails that look like a ten-year-old made them 😂
Who TF just leaves a printer on the street and just expects someone else to get rid of it for them?!
Mate, I’d definitely prefer loose leaf tea but can’t be arsed with the extra hassle
There are dozens of us