That’s stupid, the eels recharge the batteries and then they’re like new again.
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She is the hydra.
You don’t have to say anything, just show them the sweet skills you’ve developed while studying the blade.
Nooooo, because shame and insults are clearly the best ways to get people to switch over to your ideology. /s
Can’t we just fill the libraries with more books about weapons to increase the funding? 🤔
I’m from the Midwest and never had Costco food before. Tbh, it’d probably kill me too, lol.
That’s Woody Allen and he either married or is in a romantic relationship with his daughter.
Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.
Let the poop dry on your butthole and then brush it off like your ancestors did for millennia.
Reading this on my Apple Watch, while riding my Hoverboard, watching Bio-Dome in the background, and eating a wet-ass Arby’s sandwich I smashed into a quesadilla in my Quesadilla Maker… I can’t wait until it rockets through my intestines so I can use my Dude Wipes! 😎
Give it to your dad for last night!
Haha, got 'em!
Really going hard on this laundry analogy. I feel like there’s a story here, maybe you’re a frustrated parent?
Also, bookmarks ftw.
They always gave them away for free, so I guess never?
He’s the guy that grows Top Ramen for us!