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When I was around 12 I sat crouched on the floor and was hyper focused on drawing. I must’ve sat there for hours with little to no movement and when I got up I couldn’t lift my right foot. I severely damaged a nerve and had to go through weeks of physiotherapy.
This one
chocolate in german = Schokolade, switch Sch and L = Lokoschade, idk I like chocolate and I like playing with words and switching up letters
I like this channel Workshop Companion. He also looks exactly like the kind of person you want to go to, to ask questions about carpentry.
Hippos 🦛 aren’t rhinos 🦏
I have rather long and nimble fingers, but also my fingernails are really thin and soft so I keep them short (otherwise they will break at every opportunity) which is not a good combination to get a hold of can tabs.
I’m german I can only offer you Eisberg
Not my story but from my boyfriend. In English class they were supposed to write a review about a movie. He wrote a negative one about The Last Airbender from M. Night Shyamalan. First she argued that “iceberg” is not an english word (this took place in Germany) and that he should instead use “icy mountain” they had to look it up in a dictionary to convince her otherwise and then she took points away because “why would you write a review about something and not recommend it”.
I’d argue that they got divorced because they were shit people and then they couldn’t cope and became more shitty or their initial shitness was projected more outward
There are several versions of these kinds of puns in German, one version:
Wenn Grillen Grillen grillen, grillen Grillen Grillen.
When crickets barbecue crickets, then crickets are barbecuing crickets.
motherlode
So when I eat it it will not suck up moisture at all? Which (I think) would make it indigestible.
The protests in Berlin are not the only ones. According to rather conservative police estimates since beginning of this year around 870.000 people throughout Germany protested against the right shift/Afd and that would be around 1% of the whole population of the country.
A really good friend got me a Le Creuset dutch oven for christmas and I got another used one for relatively cheap and I really love them. I would never buy them new, but they are really well made and I’ve managed to bake some nice sourdough bread with them.
listening to asmr
My boyfriend and I were once snapped at during a family gathering because we dared to eat corn on the cob at a barbecue. The argument was something like, “A barbecue is only for meat, everything else is just greens, and the Greens (a german political party) want to ban our schnitzel!!!1!1!” There’s simply nothing else occupying these people’s minds anymore—every topic, no matter how unrelated, somehow always gets dragged back to ThE gReEnS, CoViD vAcCiNaTiOnS, or whatever else.
I need a blanket to sleep and I usually sleep on my side. When it’s hot I put the lower half between my legs to prevent them sticking together and one corner of the upper half covers my torso the other corner is between my shoulder and face (I rarely use my pillow). It’s more of a ‘hugging the blanket’ than a ‘being covered by it’ situation.