i dont think its the onions fault, parody just got more difficult when real life is already ridiculous

blockchain where we buy hashes linking to the image library of babel.

there is no ethical consumption, just do your best.

it wont use on its own citizens yet

oh yeah? im succeeding and making my own church and we’re going to answer every headline that ends with a question mark with a yes, meet online, and our congregation can do drugs and divorce eachother.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant

your insurance would much rather pay for someone to touch your back than pay for someone to provide medical care.