Aircraft use tungsten ballast plates. I know it requires hardware, but would that have been viable?

Companies like these will turn around and donate to lobby for weaker unions and labor laws, if they didnt do so already. They don’t learn.

They wait.

And my uncle Rickie’s playbook, oddly enough.

“Love the troops” as in, “Fuck, I love meat shields.”

Shoulda just called them Boot Scoots

It’s easy to tell where you live.

It’s in your username.

Day-ter

The downside: You have to shit them yourself.

They do? Oh… oh, I might need therapy.

If you said that out loud, would you have said, “lifelong Mizzuran”?

I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.

Played so much Assassin’s Creed, I too wanted to jump off the top of a building.

OH THE HUMANITY

I wouldn’t know anything about that.