It honestly feels like they’re racing to destroy the planet as fast as possible like there’s a prize at the end.

I can’t even imagine paying for it to begin with.

Not a war, no matter how many times they try to pretend it is.

Funny, I’m not bothered by Israeli death and suffering either. 🤷

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Meth addict.

Can’t tell if meth addict or rage bot.

Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.

Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.

I used to do that and I do still have a lot of music from that time on my computer, but somewhere along the line I stopped downloading music and just started listening to it on YouTube whenever I thought of something in particular.

No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?

Who let the Trumper in?

Personally I could never get into the whole Spotify and Pandora thing. I want to listen to what I want to listen to and when I want to listen to it, without ridiculous restrictions and rules. YouTube has honestly been the far better choice for music for me.

I hear you, but there are people literally confusing the two with specificity.

I think it would be great to have an app that warns women about dangerous men. I don’t think it’s possible for that to exist though, it will ALWAYS be filled up by bitter people making things up so their ex has a harder time dating.

BlackRock and BlackStone are two separate companies people.

Oh no…

This has always been one of the top tier funniest meme images to me.