She should one up her and say fried chicken curry…wait, is that a thing? Like chicken curry katsu? Now I’m hungry
She should one up her and say fried chicken curry…wait, is that a thing? Like chicken curry katsu? Now I’m hungry
60 to 63 for men. 55 to 58 for most women.
It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now
Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
What about my warm water port?
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
I thought that was already the plan with the new agreement. Anything “heading” towards Poland is game on
Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.
Wow. Made it 42 years and thought “I need to murder a child”
It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day
I’m glad to hear he won’t “lose interest” in working now. I can’t wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.
I feel you man. It’s this WOKE guvment and this CANCEL culture. I make observations AND conclusions and now I’m RACIST? I’m just lucky I’m on disability.
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
“how much is our fine?”
I’ve been on enough sketchy websites to find the real download link
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.