Iamsqueegee

Ugh… they keep sending the small shell!

“Drink your Ovaltine”

“Stay outta my TV!” - Texas “Your uterus is my business.” - Also Texas

Some hard, pipe-hitting motherfuckers, I’d wager.

…and it was wrong.

I’ve not watched this yet, but that is terrifying.

Maybe don’t base the economy on e-waste?

Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

Trump never paid to have a garbanzo on his chest.

I am both amazed and disappointed it’s taken this long for me to learn how to sing AC/DC. It was Marge all along.

AC/DC and CCR come to mind. Doesn’t bother me though. It’s the audio equivalent to eating a bag of Doritos. The flavor doesn’t change, but every now and then there’s one with a little more powder on it.

Hooray! say the neigh-sayers.

To be fair, it might also be a horse. And that is pretty mind blowing.

It’s been proven with cat’s meows. Distinct among various regions. And, they’re based on how human babies cry in those regions IIRC.

Deep sea deathticle

These the same idiots that railed against paper straws?

That is exactly the donut bat’s POV.

To nobody’s surprise.

Simulated intellect. The same way that big, fake boobs sell products to a particular demographic, so do fake, big brains appeal to another.

Trunkvertible

Ba dum-dum, tissss