Simulated intellect. The same way that big, fake boobs sell products to a particular demographic, so do fake, big brains appeal to another.

Trunkvertible

Ba dum-dum, tissss

Vegetables. Purchased with all the intent of eating them before they go bad. I don’t eat them quickly enough and they go bad. There’s no in between stage. They were edible and now they are not.

It’s never too late for a retroactive abortion.

See Golgafrincham

See Golgafrincham

Pin the tail on the Donnie

Well. Fuck.

That’s a bingo!

Make your own opening elsewhere on the package.

Read it… dryly.

The Call of the Wild

Life, uh, finds a way.

Look on the back of the stems. That’s usually where you’ll find manufacturer’s stamps. At the same time, they kind of look like tarnished silver. Try polishing them!

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

Not poetic I reckon, but I like that effective has two Fs and defective only has one. That missing F makes something not work. So, in essence, sometimes, to give an F can help make something work.

I think Sense8 wrapped up okay. It was a movie length episode but it felt honest and closed it up.

OBGYN Kenobi? Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Or,

OhOhOhObi-Wan

Y’all already lay in bed awake at night thinking about that cringy thing you did when you were in middle school. Yeah, that thing. Y’all want lifetimes of that?