What does the wizard mean you people 🤔

Some kind of Abyssal demon?

Is there a solution to this? It’s been bothering me more recently since my wife bought me a nice pillow

Funnily enough my fabric softener is transparent and my dishwasher detergent is fully opaque.

Deviled Eggs are a popular party food item made by hard boiling an egg, removing the yolk, then mixing the yolk with other ingredients like mayonnaise and mustard, and then putting this filling back in the hard boiled egg white.

The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.

Idk, I drew the Easter Bunny starting a communist revolution for a weekly social event at work, and others have drawn things that would probably get you banned for inciting violence on Reddit, so I can believe this actually happened.

Maybe we should lend less credence to a law making certain people illegal that was passed while the Nazis controlled Germany.

I don’t know enough about eyeballs to be able to answer, but 5 leagues is a bit more than 5x farther than eagles can see, and eagles already have larger pupils than humans do.

I legitimately know people who press the caps lock key, type what they need uppercased, then press the caps lock key again. That said, I use both shift keys.

Very few roads in California have tolls.

Recently I was told I probably need medication for that fact I’m worried about ten million different things happening right now, but like, surely my fears are entirely rational and justified???

Rather than study for my qualifying exams while I was a PhD student, I learned to blj.

I actually did really well, but then crashed and burned horribly at everything else.

This is a real incident ticket I saw:

Subject: “broken” Description: “website down”

Given that the website was in fact not down, and they included no details, and they must have been filing it on behalf of someone else as their user-id didn’t have an account at all (it is an internal corporate product), this was a real head scratcher.

Just scrolling through shorts on a given day, I’m usually recommended at least one short by someone infamously hostile to the LGBTQIA+ community. I get that it could be from people with my interests hate-watching, but I don’t want to be shown any of it. (Nearly all of my YouTube subscriptions are to LGBTQIA+ creators. I’m not subscribed to anyone who has ever even mentioned support for right leaning policies on anything.)

The thing is, you could more or less order that for $5 as late as a year or so ago with some customizations to their other boxes. (Granted, I place no value on the cinnamon twists)

Felt it like a hundred miles inland too. Really deep slow rumbles here.

I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.

It sounds like you’re just trying to be contrarian? Do you have any reason whatsoever to not believe the article? I understand doubting the article, but it seems you’ve just decided that it is exactly the opposite of the truth, which I don’t get.