That’s just the internet.

It’s like normal slave work, but they don’t try to hide it.

I have a rule that if I see a commercial or an unskipable ad (even if it’s unskipable for the first five seconds) on YouTube or wherever. That I never buy that product.

Hank likes hominy.

Biscuits and gravy. It’s the most American thing I do is pig out on some good biscuits and gravy.

I’m convinced the reason all my drives used to fail is because I would leave the PC on, and only reboot for updates. Otherwise I would just put them to sleep. Three years later, I turn off the PC every night and haven’t had a failed drive since.

Whenever I don’t bring my lunch to work my only options are gas station food or McDonald’s. Every time I go to McDonalds I get a cold meat patty on a hard bun, with the cheese somewhere on the side. The limp undercooked fries and bland nuggets that have the consistency of playdough.

I go to the gas station without hesitation.