but not collapse so much that whoever is holding your gold is still around. (and if you hold it yourself, that it’s still a useful metal. post apocalyptic gold isn’t going to be worth nearly as much because it’s pretty useless outside of ornamentation.)

Chunnel went under the ocean, so it’s possible.

I wouldn’t trust Musk to competently tie my shoe and it doesn’t even have traditional laces.

So like.

Isn’t that the thing that tried to take over starfleet by gau’ulding the command staff?

Surpising only the most inbred of the trump voters.

They asked Grok to spit out more documents that implicate democrats.

if you’re not part of the solution… which they’re not… there’s money to be had being part of the problem.

They’re being paid by the people who want to exploit us.

“we’re against pineapple on pizza”- The heritage foundation just wanting to ruin someone’s day. (Lol. I lie. They’re not that clever.)

It played in Canada on what I assume is a local affiliate

And now i have visions of Santa flashing his fat Greek ass off the back end with “Fuck ICE” across his corpulent cheeks

They grow and are all plant-y.

“Enchanting nerds and alchemy nerds are two different groups of wizardry. They don’t share their secrets outside the group!”

-some guy named Clarke or something, I dunno.

Fourteenth amendment’s equal protection clause says “no person shall be denied equal protection”, not “no citizen”

the same distinction is made in the fifth, “no person shall be deprived of life, liberty or property without the due process of law”

The constitution is actually quite clear.

Edit to clarify: the SCROTUS is definitely going to come up with some reason to explain why words do not mean what they mean, but both trump’s actions and siding with him like that are in fact impeachable.

Naw. They’d have to catch him first. He can move fast for a fat guy, can’t be trapped (we’ve all tried, haven’t we?) and his sleigh violates the known laws of physics.

and maybe illegal.

it’s definitely illegal.

Yeah. so like

It’s on the internet, and unlike a diamond ring, the internet is truly forever.

Not without content or SEO services and such.

“Giant raging assholes” is a term of respect and honor. honest.

Historically, the whole point to the loyalty card coupons was because then they could track your purchases and sell that data on you.

It used to be incredibly valuable, and it techncially still is. But your big box retail stores are going to insane lengths, including tracking you from the moment you pull into their parking lot (including knowing what kind of car you drive,) and how many times you circle, lets say, the lego aisle, or the cookies. They know how long you spend looking at stuff and are selling all of that. (as well as using for marketing to sell you more shit you don’t need.)

Given that Jesus wasn’t the messiah… they’re two peas in a pod.

He says he is and you really have no way to prove it one way or the other.

Christians like to say stuff about works and then conviently ignore that Jesus had more to say about paying taxes than slavery and criticized the Pharisees for not stoning mouthy kids.

Fact is, we gloss over most of Jesus’s actual teachings because they’re problematic to most modern people. He taught the Torah, which included all sorts of atrocious laws.