This just keeps on giving as you keep reading

I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.

I switched away during the cash for gold commercial

I feel seen

Why whateveur dou you mean?

Am I the only one that is seeing this as a joke referencing Stalactites and Stalagmites? Like I also think that it fits as a good thought experiment, but is the joke so obvious that no one is stating it? Or is am I just reading something into it that’s not there?

Are you trying to update them? You have to go to your Control panel

That’s a nice looking pie. I don’t know what that person is on about.

Do you think he’s gone to faaaar?

I never would have guessed the Dark Tower would end up featuring in a shitpost trend, but I’ll take it.

Yeah. I consider this an absolute win.

Joe Cocker - Feelin’ Alright (in My Ass)

I’m actually pretty good at mental math and I credit playing cribbage as a kid with my grandfather.

Also fitting that there is no 19 in this tier list.

Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.