WHAT THE EFF!!

Might be a good idea to get an ADHD assessment.

Man that would be metal as fuck.

My doctor’s office (allegedly) handed my info to a plastic surgery clinic so they could send me a “happy 40th birthday, now fix your sagging bullshit!”-email the literal day I turned 40.

Needless to say that put a damper on things.

People have been doing evil shit for money since the invention of money. These days it’s just automated.

The old heavy ones were bakelite

Thanks for making me google that ;_;

Rich ≠ Strong

Of the entire series, this is the only one I’ve always been holding out for.

To be fair, if they actually had an opinion of their own I doubt they would say shit like this. This is just mindless repetition of the misogynist crap the men around them have fed them. Zero critical thought.

Well now he ghosted all of us.

It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!

Weird how this reminds everyone of something different. I immediately thought of Slimer from Ghostbusters.

Mo Donnie Mo Problems

Companies pay loads of money to politicians to have them change the health and safety laws so they can make even more money. It’s a time-honored American tradition.

I want to make everyone aware of the fact that ERM stands for Elon Rumpelstiltskin Musk.

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Fucking same dude. They’re not getting rid of us that easily.

Can confirm, I’ve been waging war on the Ivy in my backyard and I’m definitely not winning.

I bet you’d have been able to see it from the top of that pyramid though.

The Dollop is one of my all time favourites.