I’m already there buddy. My power usage has not changed but my bill has tripled it feels.

I had my phone for 8 years until one day it bricked. That’s the only reason i got a new one about a year ago. My wife is coming up on the two year mark and is asking for a new one and i have to keep reminding her that hers is fine.

Retail… unions. Sadly at least the major retail chains would rarher close the store than allow a union.

Steal the signs

I was at the hospital and they had fox news on the tv. It was some round table bullshit and they were talking about Trump sending troops to Chicago. They used footage of a violent crime as justification for it and argued crime may ne lower but shouldn’t all crime be eliminated or something. I felt my vrain rotting listening to them. Thankfully i wasn’t in the waiting room long.

Dont forget noxious fart clouds. White Castle give me terrible gas.

Roast the pubes and take a peeler to the shaft and slice them into chips. Olive oil salt pepper farlic powder and theow them in the oven to roast too. They are very sweet and underrated.

Gold Robot #4

2 for hand feel alone

Is it was based on performance my team member would be one of the fired ones.

Maybe those Republicans should contact their representatives. It’s not like they’ll listen though.

I’m essential which means I have to work even if the government shuts down. Last time they pulled this shit I wasn’t. But I’m essential til 5/15 so I won’t even be able to do side work to get by. These asshats in Congress don’t care about the lives they affect.

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Oh no, that would be a tragedy…/s

It’s too good to be true. I was given the same offer and am denying it. Our union even mentioned that when Twitter did this and people sued the courts went with Twitter. I’m not trusting Cheeto in chief to honor this deal and honestly working for the government is still better than the private sector in my area.

They don’t work right when I’m trying to use them in my dreams.

Isn’t “raking” the forest part of the reason we have bad first fires?

Better get my passive aggressive stickers ready

Like the movie or the color

That is kinda what happened in Tears of the Kingdom.