I don’t know about the “becomes commonplace” part, but mangled idioms are generally called “malapropisms”.
There’s always money in the banana crate.
Not with that attitude, you can’t.
They obviously each eat one egg per year of age.
No they didn’t. Go read the Budapest Memorandum. It’s short.
If you’re still having a problem after that try clearing google.com and youtube.com cookies.
I just sit around in my bathrobe until I’m dry enough to put on clothes.
Where’s the “check Caps Lock key” step?
You’re right, that’s a good dumb internet joke. I’m just being needlessly pedantic today.
Are you confusing the Habsburg Dynasty with the Hindenburg?
And it’s still here in the 2020s.
I usually get an Otterbox case for my phones which come with a belt clip.
What about those of us who pirated in the early '80s?
The computer lab at my junior high was basically one big floppy copying/trading center. It was great.
My school had one of those. One day we got the idea to tie one of the kids to it around his waist and make him run around to spin it. I still remember our teacher asking “where’s Willy?” once recess was over, then looking out the window to see him desperately trying to untie himself.
How many warnings of escalation are we up to?
Balances*
Wine is not an emulator.
There was a retail chain called Christmas Tree Shops, and while they weren’t exclusively Christmas-themed, it was certainly a part of their brand. I recently learned they closed all stores after over 50 years in business.
“Space,” it says, “is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space. Listen…” and so on.