I just saw a book vending machine in an elementary school this weekend…I thought that was kind of cool.

I worked overnight shifts for 18 years before this job. During that time I only got about 3 to 5 hours of sleep a day. Now the more sleep I get the less I want to move in the morning.

So my choice is or death? I’ll have the chicken then.

So right now the summer Olympics are taking place in winter…