The way lemmy comments go full snark in the meme comms (which is 90% of lemmy comms) deserves a psych research grant.

memes are shitposts, yet half the comments are “not a meme, not a shitpost, you’re wrong!”

chill

“Here’s the church,
here’s the steeple…”

Yes, no bones about it.

Navel gazers?

I tell people I use lemmy (piefed isn’t quite there for me, just yet) and mastodon. That’s it, I just tell them. The rest is up to them.

If anyone were to ask, I’d suggest blocking .ml, assuming it isn’t already.

They all work, they just omit the final step from the instructions:
WIPE HANDS ON PANTS

That was painful but worth it.

I reported you via FINGER to Al Gore.

*Fuck

Damn, that was my only guess!

Never going again, like many. Even the quieter folk: just ask around…

Ah, so a technicality, eh…?

Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

Stalkers.

Yes.

I change accounts far more often now.

Mid 1970s, I was 18 years old and driving a Pepsi delivery truck, fully loaded. Three-on-the-tree transmission and tarps over the truck’s loading bays.
Made a left turn too quickly and too sharply, and dumped 200 cases of cans all over the road.
That was it for my pop delivery career.

< salivate >

Those pictures taste the same.

86

Anecdotal evidence rules! Everyone posting here is alive!
The estimated 420,000 folks who die annually from improper food and water handling refuse to post!!!
Great stuff!